MacKenzie

stalkedprincess:

So today at walmart a woman kept giving me dirty looks until finally I asked if she had a problem. She looked at me and told me she didnt think my outfit was appropriate so I asked her if she thought it was appropriate to lick my asshole.

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

im-horngry:

Chocolate Desserts -  As Requested!

im-horngry:

Chocolate Desserts -  As Requested!

happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

anch0vies:

spazztastic-muffin:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Natalie Dormer accepting the OMG Moment of the Year for the Purple Wedding at the mtvU Fandom Awards